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Funny, Sarcastic, Religious, etc. signs

Express Yourself Signs measure 5" x 7" in size and have both a magnet and a Velcro button on the back (great for hanging in an office cubicle!) They're available in a variety of categories - fun, sarcastic, "demotivational", dog/cat/pet, and more!
Product IDProduct Name Price  
59006
I'll start my diet tomorrow! (with Garfield pigging out in a recliner.)
69098
I'm having a nice day. Don't screw it up! Express Yourself Sign
59116
I'm not bossy‰Û_ I just have better ideas!
69046
I'm not cheap! But I'm on SPECIAL this week! Express Yourself Sign
69179
I'm not perfect, but parts of me are fantastic! Express Yourself Sign
59117
I'm still HOT‰Û_ ‰Û_But now it comes in FLASHES.
69047
I'm surrounded by ass-holes (w/pic of a bull sitting at a desk and mules coming out of holes in the ground around him) Express Yourself Sign
69070
IDIOCY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. (pic of skydivers holding hands in a circle) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign
69050
If at first you don't succeed, try management. Express Yourself Sign
69106
If BS was a religion‰Û_ You'd be its POPE! Express Yourself Sign
69173
If it weren't for physics & law enforcement‰Û_ I'd be unstoppable! Express Yourself Sign
59103
If things get better with age‰Û_ ‰Û_I'm approaching MAGNIFICENT!
69045
If you can't read this, you're illiterate. Express Yourself Sign
69126
If you don't tell your cat about catnip, who will? Express Yourself Sign
69005
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie (w/cute pic of a pig holding a roll of toilet paper) Express Yourself Sign
69031
IMAGINE What a Wonderful World This Would Be‰Û_ if everyone put things back where they belong! Express Yourself Sign
69166
IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY Please rescue us! DOG CAT BIRD _______ Express Yourself Sign
69016
In God we trust. All others pay ca$h. Express Yourself Sign
69068
INDIFFERENCE - It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. (pic of a colorful turtly w/a funny looking smile on his face) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign
69077
INTELLIGENCE - Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. (pic of garden of fountains) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign
69009
Is there life after death? TRESPASS HERE AND FIND OUT! Express Yourself Sign
69037
It sucks to think that 1/7th of our lives is wasted on Mondays. (w/pic of sleepy woman w/coffee pot in a robe) Express Yourself Sign
59009
It's been one of those days all week.
69080
It's the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, but it's the differences that make them interesting. -Todd Ruthman (pic of dog and cat sleeping together) Express Yourself Sign
69057
JESUS is coming‰Û_ Everyone look busy! Express Yourself Sign
69094
Jesus is my homeboy. (picture of Christ) Express Yourself Sign
69012
Lack of planning on your part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on mine! Express Yourself Sign
69066
LEADERS - Leaders are like eagles - you won't find either of them here. (pic of a bunch of turkeys) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign
59110
Let's face it‰Û_ You're at the age when "getting lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
59118
Life is a struggle‰Û_ 'Til you find a hair stylist you really like!
69153
Life is like a chair full of bowlies! Express Yourself Sign
69035
Life's a bitch. Get over it. (w/pic of baby w/a bowl of spaghetti turned upside-down on his head) Express Yourself Sign
69167
Life's rough. Wear a helmet! (pic of small monkey wearing a helmet and looking up) Express Yourself Sign
69112
Light travels faster than sound‰Û_ that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak! Express Yourself Sign
69169
Like a ROCK, only DUMBER! (pic of George W. Bush with a dumb look on his face) Express Yourself Sign
59119
Men are like chocolates‰Û_ So tempting, but you never know what's INSIDE!
69113
MEN SUCK (Black background, big white letters) Express Yourself Sign
59120
Men‰Û_ Or chocolates? GO WITH CHOCOLATES‰Û_ You can always put the nuts back in the box!
69187
Mess with me mess with the whole trailer park! Express Yourself Sign
69072
MISTAKES - It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others. (pic of animal skeletal remains) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign
69075
MORALE - Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is to just get rid of all the unhappy people. (pic of dumpster) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign
69069
MOTIVATION - If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon. (pic of a colorful sunset on the beach) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign
69115
My 5 basic food groups: canned, frozen, pizza, fast & carry-out. Express Yourself Sign
69214
My Captivity Diary - Day 968 of Captivity (picture of cat and journal timeline) Express Yourself Sign
69143
My cleaning motto: One step ahead of the Health Department! Express Yourself Sign
69122
My inner child thinks you're a BIG poopy head! Express Yourself Sign
69042
My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in 37 states. Express Yourself Sign
59002
My room. My mess. My business.
Express Yourself Signs measure 5" x 7" in size and have both a magnet and a Velcro button on the back (great for hanging in an office cubicle!) They're available in a variety of categories - fun, sarcastic, "demotivational", dog/cat/pet, and more!