Funny, Sarcastic, Religious, etc. signs

I'll start my diet tomorrow! (with Garfield pigging out in a recliner.) Product ID : 59006 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	I'm having a nice day. Don't screw it up! Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69098 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
I'm not bossy… I just have better ideas! Product ID : 59116 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	I'm not cheap! But I'm on SPECIAL this week! Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69046 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
I'm not perfect, but parts of me are fantastic! Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69179 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	I'm still HOT… …But now it comes in FLASHES. Product ID : 59117 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
I'm surrounded by ass-holes (w/pic of a bull sitting at a desk and mules coming out of holes in the ground around him) Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69047 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	IDIOCY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. (pic of skydivers holding hands in a circle) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69070 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
If at first you don't succeed, try management. Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69050 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	If BS was a religion… You'd be its POPE! Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69106 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
If it weren't for physics & law enforcement… I'd be unstoppable! Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69173 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	If things get better with age… …I'm approaching MAGNIFICENT! Product ID : 59103 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
If you can't read this, you're illiterate. Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69045 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	If you don't tell your cat about catnip, who will? Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69126 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie (w/cute pic of a pig holding a roll of toilet paper) Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69005 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	IMAGINE What a Wonderful World This Would Be… if everyone put things back where they belong! Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69031 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY Please rescue us! DOG CAT BIRD _______ Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69166 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	In God we trust. All others pay ca$h. Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69016 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
INDIFFERENCE - It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. (pic of a colorful turtly w/a funny looking smile on his face) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69068 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	INTELLIGENCE - Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. (pic of garden of fountains) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69077 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
Is there life after death? TRESPASS HERE AND FIND OUT! Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69009 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	It sucks to think that 1/7th of our lives is wasted on Mondays. (w/pic of sleepy woman w/coffee pot in a robe) Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69037 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
It's been one of those days all week. Product ID : 59009 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	It's the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, but it's the differences that make them interesting. -Todd Ruthman (pic of dog and cat sleeping together) Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69080 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
JESUS is coming… Everyone look busy! Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69057 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	Jesus is my homeboy. (picture of Christ) Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69094 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
Lack of planning on your part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on mine! Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69012 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	LEADERS - Leaders are like eagles - you won't find either of them here. (pic of a bunch of turkeys) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69066 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
Let's face it… You're at the age when "getting lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot. Product ID : 59110 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	Life is a struggle… 'Til you find a hair stylist you really like! Product ID : 59118 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
Life is like a chair full of bowlies! Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69153 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	Life's a bitch. Get over it. (w/pic of baby w/a bowl of spaghetti turned upside-down on his head) Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69035 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
Life's rough. Wear a helmet! (pic of small monkey wearing a helmet and looking up) Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69167 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	Light travels faster than sound… that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak! Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69112 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
Like a ROCK, only DUMBER! (pic of George W. Bush with a dumb look on his face) Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69169 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	Men are like chocolates… So tempting, but you never know what's INSIDE! Product ID : 59119 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
MEN SUCK (Black background, big white letters) Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69113 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	Men… Or chocolates? GO WITH CHOCOLATES… You can always put the nuts back in the box! Product ID : 59120 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
Mess with me mess with the whole trailer park! Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69187 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	MISTAKES - It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others. (pic of animal skeletal remains) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69072 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
MORALE - Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is to just get rid of all the unhappy people. (pic of dumpster) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69075 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	MOTIVATION - If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon. (pic of a colorful sunset on the beach) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69069 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
My 5 basic food groups: canned, frozen, pizza, fast & carry-out. Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69115 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	My Captivity Diary - Day 968 of Captivity (picture of cat and journal timeline) Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69214 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
My cleaning motto: One step ahead of the Health Department! Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69143 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	My inner child thinks you're a BIG poopy head! Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69122 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view
My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in 37 states. Express Yourself Sign Product ID : 69042 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view	My room. My mess. My business. Product ID : 59002 Case / Inter Pack : 4 / - Login | Register Click to view