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Express Yourself Signs measure 5" x 7" in size and have both a magnet and a Velcro button on the back (great for hanging in an office cubicle!) They're available in a variety of categories - fun, sarcastic, "demotivational", dog/cat/pet, and more!
Product IDProduct Name Price  
55402
"Can't you do anything right?" (pic of a man sitting at the computer, with both him and the computer thinking that.)
55403
"Could you ask everyone to call me the Big Cheese instead of the Top Banana? I'm on Atkins." (pic of man behind a desk & computer, talking on the phone.)
55405
"Don't be alarmed. After 4 cups, I switch to decaf." (pic of a woman talking with another, with a HUGE cup of coffee on her desk.)
55408
"Eat less and exercise more? That's the most ridiculous fad diet I've ever heard of yet!" (pic of man talking with his doctor.)
55410
"I wonder if there is intelligent life in other cubicles." (pic of woman sitting at her desk)
55406
"I'm on a low carb diet. Whenever I feel low, I eat carbs." (picture of a woman talking on a phone with a bunch of fattening food all around her.)
55407
"It's not the most sophisticated spam blocker I've tried, but it's the only one that works." (pic of a man with a baseball bat, right after smashing his computer, talking with another man.)
55401
"Looks aren't everything. It's what's inside you that really matters. A biology teacher told me that." (pic of two frogs talking.)
55409
"My dad is a natural at multi-tasking. He can goof up, screw up, and mess up all at the same time." (pic of a man working on his computer, one kid talking to another behind him.)
55404
"The red blobs are your red blood cells. The white blobs are your white blood cells. The brown blobs are coffee. We need to talk." (picture of a doctor speaking with a female patient reviewing a "picture" of her blood.)
69158
(Your Name Here) Room No Boys Allowed Express Yourself Sign
69157
(Your Name Here) Room No Girls Allowed Express Yourself Sign
69156
(Your Name Here) Room You're entering my space (alien head and planet images) Express Yourself Sign
69215
7 Amazingly Simple Home Remedies Express Yourself Sign
59005
A clean desk is the sign of a sick mind. (with Garfield sitting at a messy office desk.)
69150
A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands. Express Yourself Sign
59113
After all these years, we're still "hot and heavy"… She's still hot… and I'm still heavy!
59107
Age is a number… Currently, mine's unlisted!
69058
All experiments in this fridge END AT 5PM ON FRIDAYS - Please take specimens with you when you leave Express Yourself Sign
69175
ALWAYS Follow Your Dreams… Except that one where you go to work in just your underwear! Express Yourself Sign
69087
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. Express Yourself Sign
69067
APATHY - if we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us. (pic of a snail) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign
69076
APPRECIATION - A pat on the back is only a few centimeters away from a kick in the butt. (pic of shaking hands) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign
69030
Are We Having FUN Yet? Express Yourself Sign
69065
ARROGANCE - The best leaders inspire by example. The rest find brute force works, too. (pic of lion) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign
69071
ATTITUDE - Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you. (pic of alligator w/it's jaws open) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign
69014
BANG HEAD HERE (w/wording inside a bullseye) Express Yourself Sign
69029
BE SURE BRAIN IS IN GEAR Before Engaging Mouth! Express Yourself Sign
69164
Be Wear of Hattitude Express Yourself Sign
69024
BEER - Helping ugly people have sex since 1768! Express Yourself Sign
69111
Best Friends are like Fat Thighs… They always stick together. Express Yourself Sign
69136
Birthday & Anniversary Reminder Calendar - Never forget a birthday or anniversary again! Express Yourself Sign
69088
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? Express Yourself Sign
69154
CAUTION (Your Name Here) Room Enter at your own risk Express Yourself Sign
69021
CAUTION - Big bullshitter in area. Hip waders required. Express Yourself Sign
69020
CAUTION - Drunken people crossing (w/a restroom style person crawling after a bottle) Express Yourself Sign
69023
CAUTION - MESSY BEDROOM - ENTER AT OWN RISK Express Yourself Sign
69019
CAUTION - MESSY CUBICLE - ENTER AT OWN RISK Express Yourself Sign
69036
Chaos, Panic and Disorder. My work here is done (w/pic of a tornado in background) Express Yourself Sign
69176
Chocolate fixes everything. Express Yourself Sign
69110
Chocolate is made from beans. Coffee is made from beans. Beans are vegetables. Have you had your vegetables today? Express Yourself Sign
69006
Complaint Department. Take a number (w/a hand pointing to a number placed on the pin of a hand grenade) Express Yourself Sign
69002
COWS May Come And Cows May Go, But The BULL In This Place Goes On FOREVER (w/pic of mad bull) Express Yourself Sign
69074
CURIOSITY - There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. (pic of mouse on a mousetrap) - Demotivational - Express Yourself Sign
69120
Current Gas Prices (Unleaded - Arm, Plus - Leg, Premium - Soul) Express Yourself Sign
69155
DANGER Restricted Area (Your Name Here) Room Express Yourself Sign
69053
DANGER - EXPLOSIVE PERSONALITY - KEEP OUT. Express Yourself Sign
69114
DEJA MOO: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before! Express Yourself Sign
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Express Yourself Signs measure 5" x 7" in size and have both a magnet and a Velcro button on the back (great for hanging in an office cubicle!) They're available in a variety of categories - fun, sarcastic, "demotivational", dog/cat/pet, and more!